SNAKE BITE!

Post Courier, Papua New Guinea, 20/03/2011.

      Orit Fox is famous in Israel for having the biggest breasts in the Middle East. She agreed to perform a stunt with a live snake, which she fondled and licked as it writhed in and out of her cleavage.
      Unfortunately the snake unexpectedly bit Orit deeply in the left breast and refused to let go, to the astonishment of the snake's coach who was supervising the stunt. Orit was bleeding profusely and had to be transported to Hospital, where she was treated by a team specialising in snake attacked, given a tetanus shot and kept under observation.
      The snake, however, did not fare so well. The silicon in Orit's breast was toxic and despite the efforts of a veterinarian, the snake died of silicone poisoning a few hours after inflicting its bite.